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start wif last wed...it was e raining season starting so sick tt dae lah dwn wif super duper human flu....but e Kenny duno pop out frm wher sae wana go M>O>S..althought i rejected him so abt 2times but still e 3 letter words manage 2 pull mi in2 it...so tt dae brin abt 3packet of tissue coz realy v jialat > u try 2 put a tissue in ur hands n AH CHEW on2 e tissue see whether it can tear e tissue in2 2 anot ttz my jia-lat....continue wif M>O>S so when in PAYING a 20 BUCKS singapore money..went in e smoove drink 1 beer every1 of us den e most stupid + funny tink cum out, when peter wana go in2 e dance floor his stupid face gt UV lotion on his face when e lights shine on him he iz so 'BLUE'so WE STARTED 2 FOLOWING HIM IN2 TOILET 3TIME washing his stupid face lah but no matter wad still cant get it off oso...we started 2 gif up on ur face so on our way bac took pic wif his BLUE face under e UV lights..he sae he wanted 2 put in friendster coz he sae v SAT KEE so we wait n see lah....wahahhahahahahahahhaa... lucky he sae he wana POND CHO us go nxt week so look forward 2 tml wahahahahhahahaahhahahahaha.....Mama Open Shop PLZ.............

Tis F*kin raining seaon realy gt a hard time 4 mi everydae need 2 bring tissue 2 wrk like ah gua like tt bring 2 packet still nt enuff need 2 go mama shop buy another 2 packet waste my 60cent...so sea state super......................super..........duper..............ultimate..................scary nearly reaching 4 on our last patrol we were SWAYING left 2 right 24 non-stop action my crew DROPPIN,LYING,COMA,VOMIT-ING,all die-ing 1 by 1....whahahahahahah...realy feeling v stupid goin roundin e stupid light-house wadz e point of wrking when all crew nt able 2 wrk duno government gt use their brain in uses anot.....

so continue 2dae....i n RAJ was suppose 2 collect ration f4 our ship so miss e 10am bus so both sit at seah im smoke n cock 4 30mins den receive cal frm XO sae tml ned 2 explain 2 him y we late si bei sway ok nvm reach base still raining like nv ending[WHEN I M TYPING TIS BLOG IZ STILL RAINING] so we run round e staircase collecting e boxes n we manage 2 COLLECT SUM RATION BRING BAC OUR HM....whahahahahhahaha...so goin bac was e most jialat moments...i was in e bus shivering frm e moment i step on2 e bus even though i was wearing jacket duno e bus uncle still human anot duno hw 2 care 4 passenger....NEED IMPROVMENT PLZ SBS.....wahhaahahahhahahahah...

SLHB OF THE WEEK MALAY :PENCINTA WANITA [IRWANSYAH]
ENGLISH:WAIT A MINUTE [PUSSY CAT DOLLS ft timbleland]
CHINESE:Cao ge & Zhuo Wen Xuan - Romeo Juliet

*Cheerz[ I WISH I DUN WAKE UP ANIMORE]

Itz been such along time since i step in2 club i tink iz last week onli..wahhahahahahaha...canot tahan 1 dae nv see gal oso canot nw[I M DEFINITLY NT A PERVERT]..in my view galz r born 2 amuze guyz n let guy 2 admire their beauty....whahahahahahahhaa..[PukEEEEEE]...

some1 send mi an e-mail stating all e night-outs in s'pore which i tink iz a superb website sia tellin u when all e happening in all clubs big small confirm oso gt no lettin go my fav club M>O>S...16th will be e 1st ann of is club i nw den noe i had been clubin ther 4 a yr oso...so i heard on tt website will be fun on tt trance side lah y they left out on e R'n'B i oso duno but i heard frm peter they juz reopen tt side so i tink should be fun lah.....aniway sure go see see look look coz gt lucky draw oso prize iz goin LONDON M>O>S their 1st outlet...superb lah....i will realy smash their window if they dun let mi in....

kk 2dae when actually was my off dae but still ned 2 go back base learn e using of ASP BATON [itz juz a metal rod tt policemen carry everydae]..i realy dun understand y we ned 2 carry out at sea itz so BO YONG[hokkien plz ask ppl translate 4 u]...so hit e dummy until hand pain oso lucky no blister cum out sia...sweat drippin all way realy v tired until our crew all slep in e ship n 4get 2 get up for e 2nd lesson oso..so kana CHAO GAN[hokkien oso] by e instructor...so e lesson ended at 3 plus oso v gd lah..walkin hm abt 5plus den sway sway kana e heavy rain...run where oso no shelter so accepted my fate lah running in the rain like the movie [PAO BAH HAI ZI]... den run abt 15mins den reach hm..hope my IPPT will pass by den.......


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i like 2 thankz every1 4 ur support n my family my stylist my make-up artist whahahahahahahahahaha stupid stupid oso can kana 3rd in fashion show...realy cant believe it 1st time go up stage tk prize...whahahahahha...most stupid tink iz e crowd nt more den 60 ppl...whahahahahahahaha.....oso duno wad i typin but at least my prize kana a speaker 4 my laptop wahahhahahahahaha.....v stupid......whahahahahhaha...but oso gd lah nw can hear beter wif my new SPEAKER...
e dae b4 was our sharks night at our base...QUITE ENJOYING ONLI lah...gt play all e games lah den fashion show again den all children games cant put our LEG in it oso..but prize were all quite attractive OSO...whahahahahaha....but best part was able 2 haf BBQ at e swimming pool ther quite style oso until nw so long i haven been 2 our base swim b4....makan n makan until bad feelin in my stomach buai tahan oso...den after all e event i tink onli our crew all sneak away frm base....whahahahahahha..super funi lah all slip away 1 by 1 nt letttin ani 1 noe tt our 57 crew left no1 in e building....when drinkin away wif them again at queenway market wif the MAMA[raj] fatty[edwin] mr hum[alvin] 4 guys drinkin...as usual i order ice lemon tea become tiger 5btl on e table....as usual as a NON-drinker rearing GOLDFISH in my cup...wahhahahahahahaha but b4 tt when 2 ikea ther shoppin jalan jalan den saw all e tinks so cheap i tink i will renovate my rm v soon liao tinkin of all e design....as they sae DESIGN = $$$$$$ whahaahahhahaha realy wil be pok oready after my pay day...need ppl 2 sponsor my new bed lah...hope i kana toto 1.5million v soon....
TiS mth i heard a v nice song although itz old by super nice lah [TO BE WITH YOU] by MR BIG...listen listen sure muz listen rated 4star in SLHP [Steve Long Hu Pang]....whahahahaha
i will be intro-ing all nice song no matter englisg malayu or chinese on my every blogging so stay tune.......................cheerz bro


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Si Bei Tired after my best ship cup 2dae n oso plus v sway...2dae 7plus muz reach our base liao,every1 was like rushing 2 put out fire like tt soooooooo gan chiong they duno a word call relex...btw e best ship cup means alot 2 every ship in base..itz a prestige 2 able 2 haf THE NAME onli...whahahahaaha... but our gan chiong CO still e most gan chiong but he realy try v hard 2 hide his expression[action speak louder den word plz]...so briefing start abt 8 plus den tok n tok n tok abt wrk plan 4 2dae den draggggggg until 9 plus when e sky oso look wana rain liao...
dun ned 2 sae itz started 2 rain ONCE we headed out of base...we hop 2 other ship 2dae 4 e compeition tis iz e 1st time i feel like home e ship was super clean i start 2 feel my ship iz like dog sty i dun tink ani ant dare 2 crawl inside oso...so once we r out we started 2 do ACTION STATION[full ops] wif a drizzle den 20mins ltr follow by CABLE PARTY[anchoring]small rain oppo bedok jetty den e F*king rain came at e time we pulling anchor up...every1 f*kin shag pulling e 70kg anchor up e water wif all e rain hitting ur arms itz realy a v F*kin feelin....nvm wif no rest we started FFDC[fire fightin damage control] wif mi wearing e fire man suit tkin a stupid CO2 walkin hatches 2 hatches feelin like an idot... sweat + rain water = dun dare 2 breathe oso...feelin myself like army CHAO RECUITE... but sumhw we manage 2 finish all e drill n exercise wif bruise n blister all over every1 i dun tink except e top 3 HEAD every1 kana injury..i dun tink iz a compeition i rather tink iz a torture SM....whahhahahhaha
at least our CO still after e compit treat us go makan or wearing a wet boxer go back hm still feel nt so TU LAN oso...whahahahahahaha....[hungry]but duno y e stupid seafood stall nv open instead eating a kampong chicken rice still ok lah if e chicken iz boneless more beter...[ps aunti beter change ur stall name 2 NOOR BONELESS CHICKEN sure make money...wahhahahahahahahah



*cheerz 2 KAMPONG BONELESS CHICKEN

2/12
whahahahahahaha...after so many mth of sailing finally kana sea sick so jia lat bcoz of the F*kin monsoon arriving ...reach base at 8plus as usual i m e latest lah so kana nag by my N.O lah den look at him look on e floor for 15mins den go change si bei bo liao lah...den i started 2 prepare my nav side..i was clearing my chart table 1 MOUSE drop frm the staircase WTF i was scared 2 death e most F*kin experience iz 2 encounter wif a MOUSE...i was like a gal sia jump on 2 e chart table screaming 4 help..
wahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahah....
btw i dare 2 say tis tinks in my blog nt 2 prove tt i m a sissy but MY WHOLE SHIP R SISSY...i was shouting like mad den no1 cum save mi all at ther dun dare 2 move oso...whahahahaha realy funny lookin at their face sia but i oso nt v sat lah at least i shout 4 help...den finally duno hu settle e mouse lah coz i got out of another ship door forcing my way out...
we sail out abt nearly 9am lah den can feel e ship nt stable liao iz a sure die fact...drinkin my coke need 2 be extra careful so we try 2 swing wif flow v jialat lah drink oso cant drink properly dun sae cook...no1 cook our breakfast so my breakfast was coke wif tuna bread wif toppin of cheese...whahahahahaha i oso duno y i type tt lazy 2 delete...nvm.....on our way we spotted pink dolphin in school...tink we oso quite heng lah coz pink 1 v rare 1..i heard they sae pink dolpine r old wana die oready duno they cock anot....
i was wif e 1st watch so started 2 go round e light hse..e sea state i tink was 3 which was jialat if 4 was v jialat if 5 i will nt be bac singapore ani more...feel like wana vomit in e wheel-hse but e tuna taste was still in my mouth n i had 2 ta-ret back each time....whahahahah f*kin disguested i noe...we spotted a garbage bag shape floatin in e water den we v suprising we saw a TURTLE..i tink my hand stretch oso cant measure the size super big turtle sentosa 1 oso nt his fight but the turtle lost his HANDS duno wad tt call oso..so he tryin v hard 2 dive in water duno kana bite away by shark or wad lah so ke lian turtle floatin in e water...we r unable 2 save him oso i tink out only net will break sia if we try 2 pul him up...we actually wanted to launch sea-boat but realy the sea 2 choppy liao so cancel off e idea...although e turtle will die but rather let him die in a place where he belongs even if he rescue by us oso no point liao i tink he catchin his last breath oso...i will upload in you tube v soon...catch it on SAVING NINJA TURTLE....so we carry on wif sleepin mode whole
patrol coz sure down on the ground if we do ani stupid tinks....notink strange tinks happen after tt so e nxt dae was on e 3/12.....e fagg ship hu need 2 tk over frm us turn out late so reach hm abt 6PM fagg late so sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep.........................................................................................................




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