Sunday, September 24, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥
Finally back frm wrk..last 2 daes when 2 eat wif GY n 4 of us den he keep on tokin abt his NS life inside tekong..onli when in 4 2week nia den keep on tokin non-stop like we all nv do b4 like tt but nvm lah within e 5 of us he iz e last 1 2 went in n so we try 2 ENDURE lah hor...if u r readin tis rmb 2 tok less when u book out nxt week n btw dun ever sae mi bui steady liao coz nw u noe wadz cal NS life sia walk wad 5km road march den complain here there lah u tink ur father camp izit whahahahahahha...but aniway thankz 2 ur 94buck meal at katong realy v ps coz fianacial crisi moment 4 mi OR OTHERWISE i WILL SURE pop out cash 1...[another 3 ppl oso nv pay]whahahahhaha....
tis morning was e most F*k tuB until e water spill off oso...our CO[no.1] plan 2 board a ALPHA MIKE [large container vessal] den he sae muz carry arms mah den my buffer[no.5] tel mi 2 mend e fender[preventin e ship ram 2 ours itz like a big rubber balls] n tel tk arm liao juz go ONLI..den lah i tk e gun wear my life jacket den chiong out 2 do e fender tink n 4get 2 tk e bullet..e worst tink iz after all e trouble we nv board den being F*ked by CO 4 10 F*kin mins which makes mi feel like 10hrs like tt..I REALY LIKE 2 THANK MY BUFFER 2 CHASE MI OUT 4 E FENDER N MY GY[NO.7] 4 NT GIVIN MI MY AMMO...thankz ALOT..
e most F*kin chicken head tink iz no1 help mi 2 clean e kitchen nvm since i duno hw 2 cook i help 2 clean lah but they all eat oready duno hw 2 clean e plate izit MY NAME IZ CAL AH SOON NT CAL AH SUM[maid]...
den nvm oso i was washin e pot den EDWIN @ ther keep on tokin cock 2 mi den duno hw 2 help oso si bei lo so sia it wasted mi 20mins 2 complete all e pots n plate by tt time all change finish liao THANKZ ALOT SIA...
thnakz 2 SIM my laptop finally ok liao duno y sum ppl gt computer @ hm oso ask them help mi 2 find out tinks they like gong gong like tt...jia lat sia beter throw away ur com TEOK BO....whahahahahahahahaha....
*CHEERZ 2 STINKY FEET
Wednesday, September 13, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥
IMF when end @ nxt week so will be quite U[2nd sound] ENG 4 e nxt couple of week...Realy lookin forward 4 e cage match soccer duno hu put in my name oso lah but realy VVVV hapi tt e person put my name if he dun scared of mi own goal-ing lah...they even gt our team jersey 4 mi sia dun ned 2 pay oso tt e diff of AGE-ing in my ship youngest will be taken of V well sia..even though goin 2 reach 21 but still youngest..nice welfare TTZ Y i luv police coast guard v much....whahahahaaha...
last few weeks doin 24 hrs duty realy 2 bui tahan liao cum hm juz change my clothes den when off 2 my base...but e best part iz tt we still make FULL USE of our time lah..we even make rules for tis couple of weeks sia
1)we promise 2 tk picture when ppl r bathing
2)we promise 2 put tooth paste on ppl butt when they r slepin
3)we promise 2 smoke 2 stick of CRIGG each time when we wanted 2 smoke
4)we promise nt 2 eat our ship food but da bao frm seah im
5)we promise 2 run 3 round of our ship b4 we wana shit
6)we promise nt 2 slep unless finish e game on e play station
F*kin lame sia bui tahan but we realy laugh our shit out n tt wad we cal FAMILY BONDING on our ship...
i m realy PS 2 every1 4 nt
1)Treat u go makan dinner
2)nt goin shoppin wif u all
3)nt tendin ur fish shop 4 u
will repay back u all dun wory sia....i realy duno y sum ppl can type so much in their blog iz they lo so or type all rubbish like mi sia...okok beter change sia...
ned 2 slep liao so tk care all of u beter dun tk DRUGS huh...
*cheerz 2 PCG
Sunday, September 03, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥
realy v suay ytd drop my hp on patrol..lost u still can find sia but drop 2 e sea realy v F*kin chicken head sia..lucky i bought a 2nd hand 50 bucks in e 1st place or my heart will poke will death...TEOK BO ho hui...i will promise myself i will nt smoke n tok on phone n drink coke @ e same time coz when either tinks wanted 2 drop u oso duno wad tink 2 save oso...contact all lost i tink ned 2 help of FRIENDSTER inorder 2 retrive back...
ytd duty was F*kin hang over onli slept for 3 hrs plus e bus 1hr 13mins 47sec roundin will be 4hrs...realy no mood 2 wrk whole dae feel like faintin on my everysteps touchin e ground..when finally had a chance 2 sleep tt time ned 2 wake up sing birthdae song 4 my crew but e most relexin part iz tt we eatin durian on board e ship which iz a v daring act done by my CO..bcoz of 1 person we ned 2 go on e deck of e ship 2 eat..D24 sia duno my CO gt tua kang anot sae one for 15bucks but realy sweet lah oso nt i pay so juz hack care makan can oready...a v nice experience when ur right hand holdin 1 durian den right hand 1 crigg watchin e gt round nt round like tt e moon...relexin in e breeze if can fish again more beter sia...
but dun ask ppl bring u coke coz u will drop ur hp in e nxt sec even u put in ur pocket...
*CHEERZ 2 e fish eating e HP
