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Sunday, July 30, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

nw lyin on my bed typin e blog...duno wad happen ytd frm ship wake up den suddenly sore throat(1) until v jialat start coughin(2) den sneeze quite afew times(3)....ned my COXN 2 send mi back hm..reach e lift feel gt abit of fever(4)..still cough cough until wana vomit blood like tat...
reach hm wana makan but feel e fish like tellin mi nt 2 eat him no appitite...ytd diner was gd food but mizz it all...F*k man...i tink becoz of e chicken mee i cook earlier on e ship 2 greedy liao put alot of prawn inside even cover e whole pot n TAO GEH alot n fish ball cant even feel my mee inside oso...den my N.O wanted 2 get a share frm my pot oso i was F*kin him in his ass...chicken head duno hw 2 cook urself meh..den i pass him 3prawn n sum tao geh no fish ball n he tot e bowel i tk 4 myself 1 sia n he took e whole pot away....chicken head...F*k sia SO BIG RANK LIAO STILL WANA EAT SMALL PRAWN...i curse n swear until my watch...den end up SICK...F*K
@ nite was e most jialat i was stuckin a tissue in my nose 2 stop e bleedin i tink whole box oso can use finish..chicken head...cant breath oso ned 2 use mouth...den afternoon 3plus wake up feelin giddy den slep den kana wake up by my sis 2 clean e shit of MR BEAN....U REALY TINK E SHIT GT VIRUS IZIT CLEAN OSO CANOT MEH....realy had a bad dae but 2dae iz sundae so try 2 CONTROL myself frm $##%$&^*(*....[end]

*CHEERZ 2 E FISH BALL I HAVEN EAT

' shoduko
5:17 PM




Tuesday, July 25, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

This few daes v busy sleepin so no time 2 blog..as old ppl oways sae RESTIN IZ 2 LET U GO A LONGER DISTANCE IN UR LIFE...ytd si bei tu lan...joshua keep hao lian sae his gf gt hw chio[pretty] lah...wtf gt my business anot u wana F*k her or wad dun ned 2 ask 4 my Yi JIAN plz...ur mum feed u grow up nt mi plz gt anitink ask her...
tis period iz my slackin period of e yr...wahahahahaha realy should be quite hapi lah coz long time nv juz go wrk n sleep all way liao sum more gt new suay guy cum 2 share my trouble..tis iz e 1st time i feel so lucky hope tat it dun last 4 awhile onli but e guy face realy 2 XL oready i tink he beter get his PAMPERs fast bah....

*Cheerz 2 Singapore Poolz

' shoduko
11:15 PM




Saturday, July 22, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

Ytd was on my 24hrs duty,quite bo liao coz our radio spoilt duno which F*ker do 1...so my watch with CO was juz lookin in e deep blue sea...ytd nite thankz 2 david i actually learn hw 2 locate horoscope star but duno hw he find oso maybe tink i ah tu but nvm wana waste time on my watch duty was e impt tink...
For abt 30mins i n my CO was speechless both drinkin our milo n kopi O...den he suddenly asked mi a qn:"ah soon wad do u wana achieve in ur life?" i was totaly stun by e words which cum out by e 31yr old man coz our ship 13man all corkster nv once tok abt realy business b4 1...i gave him 1 big smile den continue wif my wrk i tink he oso noe tat i oso k-siao oso...
nw den i noe tat i had no direction of wher i goin 2 go oso,everydae onli noe hw 2 eat,sleep,slack+chao keng,i realy aimless..i tot i realy noe abt myself but nw feel my brain like total blank...i manage 2 get 1 sentence rite a real frenz of ur's would realy decide ur future...
tis is juz like u put a pear into a apple basket,1yrs ltr e pear will oso tink tat she iz a apple..dun ever try 2 follow on ppl footstep if ur foot iz nt big enuff....i tink i will get my ans in 3daes time....

*Cheerz 2 MOMO

' shoduko
8:12 PM




Thursday, July 20, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

wake up @ 3pm den brush teeth eat my BREAKFAST i tink e nasi lemak abit spoilt oso but hungry lah so dun caretok cock wif josh online..nw den noe tat guyz oso v lo so sia 1 topic oso can cock so long...
5plus took BEAN go run..F*kin dog nearly dashed out of e road n kill himself....nv see b4 such a stupid dog doesn'tt even resemble his master abit...haiz....tink i kana sun-burn ytd all my skin feel like burnin red ned ice 2 cool dwn tink my fridge oso nt enuff...[dun tink black wun kana 1 plz]...
did alot of trainin 2dae all body aching oso,my hope of joinin STS depend on tis liao...630 my mum keep on kp e delivery e dinner 1 nv cum yet,like e whole hse was her sound i beter registrer her 4 e opera session....she realy look like e BAO ZHU PO in e kungfu hastle bui tahan her sound...beter dun off on weekdaes...
Ltr goin sing K wif pete n GY @ teo heng...1hr 16bucks they tink i carrot head izit but nt i pay 1 so nvm....THANKZ 2 ALL FRENZ SENDIN MI ALL E NEW SONGS....i as e k-box XIAO WANG ZI wun let u all dwn 1...wahahahahapppuke
tml still gt 2 sail P1 si bei sian auguest still gt IMF tink F*kin shit no leave can be taken...nwades go wrk oso no interest liao..haiz...

*cheerz 2 TEO HENG....

' shoduko
7:23 PM




Wednesday, July 19, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

2ade was my duty ship...F*kin sun duno hw many degree sia 2dae nearly fainted worst tink iz my fridge gt no drink den mi n hasim go ah-cha-cope frm other ship make myself look like a thief sia...nvm den afternoon fire-drill i v LUCKY kana e wear e fireman suit..play sissors paper stone oso can lose si bei heng....F*kin hell inside e suit feel like heatin 2 chicken head in e oven heng iz onli 4 10mins if ani galz wanted 2 slim dwn beter use tati tink it burn alot of fat in it...
den 7 plus XO chio all run chicken head my back haven recover so keng @ e ship ther see them drippin in tears...i dun wish 2 waste another 50 bucks 2 see e sensei again put plaster den rub rub abit den gt 49bucks i place tat as my job in e future...

*cheerz 2 all massager...

' shoduko
10:31 PM




Tuesday, July 18, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

ARHHHH...h HAD A TERRIBLE back-ache 2dae duno wad happen sia i CANT even sit straight @ all sia...DIE liao....realy die liao..maybe ytd sleep @ e wrong position liao really SI LIAO(hokkien tune plz)....wa realy canot ta-han sia nw typin oso v tong ku...hope iz nt old time illness cum back...But 1 tink abt it i was taken WELL care 2dae sia on my off-dae...morning cook maggi mee myself sum more go ma-ma shop buy myself den 4get e F*kin eggs den went dwn 2 times, 12plus watch e vcd tat david borrow mi sae v horror 1 abt e gong tao(hokkien again) but after e 1hr plus show i realy wanted 2 throw e whole bowel @ my tv sia WAD TOKIN E MOVIE....nw-adaes duno wad script-writing r doin....
3plus when 2 slep worst tink is i can turn anihw F*KIN pain sia realy feel like dieing straight away....5plus kenny call sae ltr return story book 2geter but i cant find e book worst tink duno hu KAPO liao duno wad 2 sae 2 e aunti i tink pay money can shu shu kee(hokkien) oready lah...gt time den go 2 e sinseh bah ltr...
i nw den feel tat i gt so many tinks i havin do in my life..hope 2 aquire all b4 my legs step in2 e coffin....

*cheerz...gloup gloup gloup arh...drink Henieken

' shoduko
5:44 PM




Monday, July 17, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

saturdae
miz my wild wild wet wif seng they all coz gt shift in e morning but nvm go so many times liao so nvm[nt hao lian]...go hm @ nite wanted 2 go wif them 2 pub n slack but gt sea chart 2 update F*kin bo liao wasted my 5hrs at nite so MIZZ oso at hm eat maggi mee...PS bro...lucky ah seng still had e heart wanted 2 buy 4 mi drink at my blk but haven finish my wrk so nvm lah...

Sundae
wake up @ 1pm kana [F*k] by my newphew sae i slep on his pillow when he came back hm den complain 2 his mum [u tink u cry i scare u izit i cut away ur pillow n throw in2 e dustbin den u noe]....den afternon go tampines wif josh they all ther slack den when back hm change n went wrk again...tis week all my off dae kana burn so realy miz my bed...[follow mi 4 e past 5yrs]...when sailin @ 4am tot gt sampan cumin in but change 2 sardine[indon fishing craft]...so kp them ask them go out but they realy v XL eyeball mi again i promise 2 sunk ur ship nxt time...

mondae
9 plus reach base wanted 2 go 4 swimmin coz our base juz built a new 1 but scare i slep in e pool so 4get it lah...tk mrt went hm den go over-short due 2 my ah gong givin mi 4d no. wake up at e last station....haiz den nvm drop ther eat my lunch 1st den tk bus go back...reach hm took my dog when 4 a walk nw den noe he is a hot fav 2 ladies coz he iz a TI KO DOG..wheneva gt girls sure dash 2 their legs..[i nv teach him tat plz]..tired liao so dun cock so much....

*Cheerz waitin 4 e TOTO 1 million prize money

' shoduko
11:58 AM




Saturday, July 15, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

juz came back frm my live firing in south-china sea...itz realy fantastic feelin 2dae...mornin tong pang by my CO car 2 base coz ned 2 be early go in prep our ship n ned 2 be cast off @ 0730 but due 2 sum technical prob den tua until 0830..
used 4hrs 16min 46sec 2 reach e firing point coz i stop-watch it...lose money 1
beter pay huh...when reaches ther oready sea state 2.5 den afternoon rise up to 3..for 3 iz realy v badd oready u cant even drink water properly n maybe u will wet ur pants sum-more when u go toilet...whahahaha..den irwan cookin nasi-ayam 2dae n cut his finger when rockin n best tink iz our 1st aid box haf no plaster so we use muskin tape in e end[ps i will go buy tml]...realy feel v giddy 2dae when on ship total 4ppl feelin e same way like tat means confirm iz sea sick liao...so rest inside ward rm n cock wif joe marely...den abt 2pm started shootin den 5 plus den finish den started 2 sail back den suddenly our port engine dwn[port=left..starboard=right]so used 1 engine 2 move back...so total waste up my f*kin 3 more hrs....
reach base oround 10plus den CO long pang again sleep in his car reach hm bathe,eat dinner tee dok.....

' shoduko
12:06 AM




Thursday, July 13, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

ytd went 2 watch e pirate of e duno wad wif GY n ROGER they all @ e THE CATHAY....wahahahah...i realy tu sia 1st time go i tot they referin 2 cine in e 1st place but realy nt bad lah e cinema quite spacey oso e movie was gd but abit draggy on e CREAK tink...n e worst part iz e 2 couple sittin behind mi i duno hu lah but plz dun tk out ur shoe when u noe u had HONGKONG LEG plz...i ah seng wanted 2 stuff 2 death liao...but actually wanted 2 watch e re-cycle 1 but GY 2 HUM CHI tatz y nv watch duno he had e correct SEX anot...
after tat when simpang makan prata until 3am den roger send us back by tat time Peter oready snoring @ e back sit liao but he still act sae dun haf so NVM peter i believe u coz I BELIEVE u...wahahaha....den slep until 6 when 2 wrk eyes red oso sittin on e train started 2 sneeze duno if my sneezin gt style izit e aunti sittin @ e oppo sit of mine keep lookin @ mi...AUNTI I M STILL SINGLE...dun wory....whahahahhahahaahahhahahahahah.....den help irwan wif e gun coz tml gt shootin liao so go changi navy base ther tk gun wasted my 5hrs go n return lah...den rest n ned my mee hun kuay thankz 2 my findin nemo edwin v touched but i wun still still 4gif u 1 coz i replace u 4 tis shit 2dae...will had a hard dae tml so end here....

*cheerz i wun 4get e dae i kana 4d.

' shoduko
7:10 PM




Wednesday, July 12, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

long trip 2dae 2hrs trip become 5hrs wtf wif tat F*kin engine spoilt den blahhh........hhhh den still continueeee.....eeee finally ok liao den went on den stoppp....ppppp i tot i wun touch e soil 2dae liao but still TOUCHdnw @ base...F*kin ship i PROMISE myself i wun step 2 tat ship unless u all break my leg n hand coz i wun crawl in oso...
den fridae still gt shootin so muz wipe gun e gun spark wif no grease....blahhh.....hhh den took another 2hrs of my time...F*Kin wastin my time but i still chao keng wif edwin smoke n tok cock 2geter @ e bridge den times up liao they tot we wrkin den go in e van den sae BYE BYE 2 e base...went out den sit @ seah im eat my lunch 1st [which should be breakfast 1] den bye bye 2 them n tk mrt hm...
den my F*kin msn keep on d/c duno y lah i tink muz go service liao..gy n pete ask mi out go see wad Pirate of wad lah[duno hw 2 spell] so ps huh mr seng mizz u...i will tell u e story when i m back...ps rush time or can write longer...n 2 all galz readin tis plz ask e guy out lah TINk iz no use 1 plz SEE oso no use...gt so diff meh..haiz....dun regret in e end...

*cheerz 2 slacker im joinin u all tis weekend....M>O>S

' shoduko
7:50 PM




Monday, July 10, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

Hohohohoho...champion sia Italy...3hrs match play until kick penalty watch e match until 5am ytd wake up oso 5pm whahahaaha...long time nv had tis feelin liao....if nt tat F*kin BEAN keep on kp @ e Yakult lady i tink can reach until 10pm liao sia...wanted 2 go swim being chio by Hasim but like wana rain liao so slack @ hm is more suitable 4 mi...nw i den noe secondary sch PPL realy change alot compare 2 our past sia..put ang kong lah buy e n72 or 80 lah..si bei rich huh nw-adaes no place 2 spent liao izit..donate 2 red cross beter lah...
1 funny qn ask by my newphew :coke n pepsi wadz e diff? i stunned sia i nv drink pepsi more den 10 times hw i noe sia so juz kp him tel him do his hm wrk..i tink tatz wad older ppl will do tat...ANI1 NOE E ANS PLZ LET MI NOE...

*AFTER ITALY FOR WC FOLLOW BY CHELSEA FOR CHAMPION LEAGUE

' shoduko
6:04 PM




my retarded way of life ♥

had a wonderful weekend ytd....when 2 my LIM family gathering ytd nite @ costa sand chalet...i nw den noe my members gt so many pplz sia sum even duno them n call mi uncle sum more...i gt look tat old meh [whose their parent plz teach them] chicken head...i still can rmb e pork chop i peng 1 wif e oil drippin dwn my throat but e meat nt yet ripe so cant sae much liao coz nt gd @ bbq lah....after tat we had a Lim wc soccer match goin n i kana push in e game but quite fun lah adult vs CHILDREN i of course on e children side coz in our family rules nt 30 nt adult....whahahaha...after tat continue eat again thankz 2 my bro manage 2 kapo many chicken wing, ..frm 100 member...whahhaahaha realy song ytd...den cock wif my cousin they all long time nv see liao all grow so tall tok 2 them oso diff so threaten them 2 sit dwn..
den 1am plus den go hm abit drunk tok oso abit diff...den pete call sae he bet 2 much on portugal liao so i took sum frm him n lose oso..i tink tat HO HO HO HUI should be v hapi lah mi keep losin money...tis few daez keep oppo mi duno y lah maybe e wings harden liao able 2 fly...lose liao so dun tok so much liao...will be v busy tis few week coz ned 2 go south china sea 4 shootin...hope 2 see tat batch of pink dolphin again...

*ITALY CHAMPION

' shoduko
12:31 AM




Friday, July 07, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

juz came back frm my P2...sick oso mux go sailing nw i noe hw Tong Ku..chicken head should haf eaten my pill beforehand...after e 4 hrs shift zhun zhun coma sia...deb e chicken head edwin keep on kp abt e france match...lose liao still kp...$5 onli kp for 2 hrs = 1 match timing....potential commentator....den he still wan mi 2 tel mi abt e AH PUI n CHOCOLATE story which iz e 4th time he ask mi 2 sae liao i wonder he nt sian meh everytime listen can laugh so loud....bo liao...nvm den 0830 reach base along-side wif other ship carry e heavy sea-boat transferin but i juz use my steve EYE POWER 2 support them..wahahahaha...den reach hm doin my facial blah.......ZZZZZzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzZZZZZzzzzzz[end]


*9th july 2006 SUNDAE===ITALY vs FRANCE....

' shoduko
12:28 PM




Wednesday, July 05, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

ITALY HAD GONE INTO E FINAL...wahahaha...nt a v interestin match but realy see sum skill on both team...chicken head ytd bought italy 2 win den SUMBODY buy oppo of mi n sae will draw SUAY ar...or i would'nt haf nightmare ytd nite waste my time 2 see...
luckily italy had gone tru e final or u realy will teok frm mi liao...hope realy can get tat plate of hokkien mee tat u promise i will eat it after e wc...as predicted E FINAL OF WC 2006==ITALY VS PORTUGAL...end winner italy lah....i will haf ur jersey in no time....

*Ther is no stop for e ITALY giant..

' shoduko
10:33 AM




Tuesday, July 04, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

i duno y everydae sae i m tired even Pete oso sae i no changein my WORD...juz came back frm hm frm my ship chalet...sian sia @ ther frm afternoon play winning-11 until 6 plus even if itz my fav game play until 4hrs oso v sian lah..den 7 start e fire lucky nt i peng sia i realy hate e smoke n heat but i onli useful is help them finish e food...whahahaha...actually wanted 2 play soccer 1 but end up play e game soccer again..bo liao rite...den go swim for 2hrs..funny part is all 6 PLAYER searchin e whole pool for 1 stupid goggle sia @ nite hw 2 see oso...ah cum...

Den started eatin again..Hasim gf really noe hw 2 cook sia...e fried mee realy make mi feel hungry everytime i see it on e table...hope 2 find 1 gf can cook oso if noe Hor Fan beter...wahahahha...abt 11 plus all e big shot all left 2 ACCOMPANY their wife lah..den we start openin all e beer lah smoke like mad..den 2 plus farzil sae gt INTERVIEW...wad sia interview 2 be a pimp izit...chicken head nvm left 6 ppl..tok cock sing song n realy play majong sia(card 1 lah)..den watch OMEN dvd wad e F*k iz tat show tokin sia waste my money go buy...den continue drink n smoke i tink gt 1 packet liao sia..den each ppl start fallin asleep one after another v zhun sia realy stupid sia gt bed dun wana slep sia slep in e hall lucky i clever...
Suay part cum liao receive call @ 8 frm our X.O tel us 2 wrk 2nite sia 2 cover other ship duty..gt brain shock izit relex noe hw 2 spell anot den we of course grumble lah but nt as fierce as edwin #$%#@@#@ all cum out sia..v tired oso haven sleep enuff den ned 2 check out liao...chicken head..nxt time tk 1 week leave b4 our chalet...den i share cab wif joe n edwin tat chicken head uncle duno he noe hw 2 drive anot sleep oso cannot sleep properly he tink he takumi izit...reach hm den ZZzzZZzzzZzzzZzzzzz.....

Italian Mafia vs F*ken German Nazi....
AMOUR ITALY............................................FINAL plz
*i will buy ur 3star jersey if u win....

' shoduko
12:50 PM




Sunday, July 02, 2006
my retarded way of life ♥

cheerz bro brazil had gone hm wif their samba dress...whahaahaha...realy had a hard dae ytd...had a choppy sea cant even had a proper rest sia can drop dwn frm bed 2 time...2 person had 2 hold e tv inorder nt 2 let it swing left n rite sian sia cant even watch properly...e milo tin oso duno hw it drop n hit my head but it realy seem like we goin 2 capsize like tat...but still manage 2 pull t'ru when we left horsburg light-hse n do e x-ray yankee...e most shockin tink v suprising iz tat my N.O=my department boss vomit 3 times in a row...3 ppl on watch 2 ppl sick i watch them vomit water i oso felt pity sia hahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahah.....but he told mi he stomach gt sumtink wrong lah duno can believe him anot sia...i havin a bbq tml wif my whole crew...wana fight wif e winning-11 king hope they will bring their tissue...

*F*k e german's n italy t'ru finals...
*cheerz x100 times....AMOUR ITALY

' shoduko
9:57 PM






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